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Sunday, April 14, 2013

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So, if God had a divine family tree, what would it look like? Who would be included on that family tree? Let's find out!

Okay! So, right off we can see that the main, most prominently featured expression or personality of God is God the Everlasting. Apparently, according to the chart God the Everlasting had six children who in turn had children. Even those children had children, but we will not meet them until a little later on. Let us first go back to God the Everlasting. So, who is this guy exactly? Who were HIS parents?

Looking at the chart you will see that God the Everlasting is the spawn of the Infinity of Fates and Everything Divine. How did these two meet? Who knows. Maybe at a mixer or a club or the DMV while registering their vehicles. Whatever the case, let us now find out what the parents of God the Everlasting are made of.

First we will look at the Infinity of Fates:

You will notice that plain luck and plain choice have a lot to do with a majority of what comprises the Infinity of Fates. Now, let us look at Everything Divine:
It would appear, in looking at the composition of Everything Divine, that thought (the quantum mind), and how time and space are viewed have a lot to do with Everything Divine.

So, now we have seen what came together and and "poofed" God the Everlasting into existence with such awesome force and power. Now let us look at what God the Everlasting did after He was created. What did He do with the awesome power to create that had been placed in his hands? To Whom did He give birth? Let us find out by going back to the top chart and reading about the children and grandchildren of God the Everlasting, six children and twenty grandchildren to be correct. 

As we progress in our viewing this divine family tree I will include verses from the Bible that serve as evidence for the existence of each divine being. And of course, as such is my style, I will be adding comments to each verse.

First, a verse that verifies the existence of God the Everlasting comes from Deuteronomy 33:27, which notes:

"The eternal God is your refuge, and underneath are the everlasting arms. He will drive out your enemies before you, saying, Destroy them!"

Never mind that in this verse God the Everlasting sounds more like a violent spoiled brat than a benevolent divine being. After all, He does have sole control to pretty much everything.



God the Everlasting's first Son is God the Faithful.
Deuteronomy 7:9:
"Know therefore that the LORD your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commandments."

I think it is very interesting what God the Faithful apparently allows to pass as being faithful to his victimized followers. Keeps His covenant of love to thousands of generations? Really? Maybe he forgot about the shitty job he's done with the faithfulness of love in the Middle East. Say, aren't his chosen people there? Yep. Don't you just love the amount of love that God is faithfully allowing in such nations? It seems to me that God the Faithful is far more faithful in being sure to inject some kind of religious disaster and terror to mankind than perpetrating love.

However, I suppose the hidden argument here is that God faithfully allows love only to those who follow his every command and spend their every waking moment kissing the boots and ass of the divine.

The second Son is God the Peaceful.
II Chronicles 20:30
"And the kingdom of Jehoshaphat was at peace, for his God had given him rest on every side."

Oh please! God the Peaceful does absolutely shit when it comes to being peaceful. Do you really think a truly loving God the Peaceful would instruct his followers to kill doctors that perform abortions, to kill gays and lesbians, to profess hate for all those who are different, live different, and believe different, or would even allow fanatic assholes to fly passenger airliners into buildings? God the Peaceful is a total douche.

The third Son is God of Love.
I John 4:16
"And so we know and rely on the love God has for us. God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in them."

So, are you saying that the only way people can have true, honest to goodness love is to believe specifically in the God of Love of the Bible? Run that by me again, only this time try to explain why a supposed God of Love consistently, purposely, and cruelly allows super fucked-up things to happen every damn day. I want to hear your screwy and delusional explanation of why God is Love, and at the same time I want you to reconcile God's supposed love with the acts of terror that many followers of God commit in the name of this God of Love.


The fourth Son is God the Forgiving.
Ephesians 4:32
"Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you."

God the Forgiving is another total douche bag. He purposely dangles the possibility of goodness in life through forgiveness in front of people, swearing that he will allow them such if only people believe in him. Then, when the hapless individual who is seeking relief from the troubles of life decides to believe in God for the sake of the advertised forgiveness, God the Forgiving totally repudiates his promise and searches for anything and everything wrong that man does, pointing out such mistakes and using them as excuses to render only tidbits of forgiveness instead of the full amount, or in some cases revoking the promise of forgiveness in entirety.

The fifth Son is God the Creator.
I Peter 4:19
"So then, those who suffer according to God's will should commit themselves to their faithful Creator and continue to do good."

You know, I think God the Creator would probably be one of the more fun and entertaining divine beings to hang around, right? I mean, look at the duck-billed platypus, the blue-footed booby, the mosquito, the hairless cat, and the cockroach. Anyone creating such creatures just HAD to be smoking some mighty fine dope. 

The sixth and final Son is God Almighty.
Genesis 17:1
"When Abram was ninety-nine years old, the LORD appeared to him and said, "I am God Almighty; walk before me faithfully and be blameless."

This is totally hilarious when you stop and actually start thinking about this claim made by God Almighty. So, he tells the 99 year-old Abram, who probably was long past having one foot in the grave and was by the time God Almighty paid a visit already up to his waist and two shakes of a lamb's tail from beginning to pull in the dirt around himself, to walk with God as this is the manner in which Abram may be blameless and show his faithfulness to God Almighty. Personally, I think God Almighty purposely waited until Abram was an old coot and, due to great age, could not do anything BUT to listen to God Almighty and do his bidding.


Now, let us look one by one at each grandchild of God the Everlasting and see what they in turn created with the awesome power placed into their hands. This will be quite a long set of charts, but not to worry. It sure as hell is not nearly as long as trying to read through the book of Leviticus (which in truth can only be done successfully if properly inoculated with a good amount of booze and possibly barbiturates).  


We start at the top of the chart that lists God the Everlasting's children and grandchildren. Here is God the Everlasting's grandchild the Devil:

Now where, pray tell, where may we find the required verse? In I John 3:8, which notes:

"The one who does what is sinful is of the Devil, because the Devil has been sinning from the beginning. The reason the Son of God appeared was to destroy the Devil's work."

Sounds to me like the Devil may have just cause for a civil case against any of His siblings and His father for being treated as a red-headed step-child. Of course, since the verse is not clear as to which of God the Everlasting's sons is behind the intentional destruction of anything the Devil does or creates, the Devil may have serious issues proving his case since. This is because, as usual and expected, the ambiguous terms within the verse make it impossible to place any true and unequivocal blame.



The next grandson is the God of Moses:
Revelation 15:3
"...Sang the song of God's servant Moses and of the Lamb: Great and marvelous are your deeds, Lord God Almighty. Just and true are your ways, King of the nations."

I was thinking that if people are frightened enough of the God of Moses that they are bound to do whatever it takes to placate the guy, even if that means singing the praises of one who in all reality has done absolutely jack shit to deserve such praise.

Original translations of biblical text referred to this particular grandchild of God the Everlasting as "He Who Cannot Keep a Promise to Save Himself," but this translation was considered too controversial for those at the first council of Nicaea and it was changed to "The God of Moses." Later on down the line, it was decided to change it again in effort to redirect any blame anyone might have for the God of Moses and the treatment of "His chosen people" who really seem to be spending eternity being tortured by one God and group or another.


Following the God of Moses is God the Enduring:
Daniel 6:26
"I issue a decree that in every part of my kingdom people must fear and reverence the God of Daniel. For he is the living God and he endures forever; his kingdom will not be destroyed, his dominion will never end."



Do you really want to know what it is exactly that God the Enduring and his occasional rag-tag  followers have done in order to obtain the title "enduring"? The reason is that no matter how much time passed by, God the Enduring and his minions were very consistent in their absolute belief and claim that their patch quilt of religion and faith allowed such believers to be cataclysmic-ally more deserving and worthy of blessing and of the good things in life than any other group or belief or lack of belief. 

Unfortunately, God the Enduring is another one of those spiritual-type, wanna-be-a-true-moral-dilemma conspiracy theorists that have been tailored to appear genuine, but in truth is not. In addition to scheming, the reality of this behavior points to a predilection to entertain certain spiritual and ethereal  modes of subjective thought processes that continue to help the deluded opinions spiritual entitlement of institutionalized religion to endure.


Next is Christ the Lamb:
I Peter 1:19
"It was the precious blood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God."

Ah, Christ the Lamb. Here is a nice fellow who has suffered some of the greatest violence in all of the entire history of religion. Christ the Lamb, a man who by all accounts is one of the most thoughtful and considerate divine beings, is plucked from his life of perfection and wantonly murdered so that he can be drained of his perfect blood, which is then sprinkled on the masses of humanity's sinners so that they in turn can participate in Christ the Lamb's sinless nature.



God the Peacemaker:
Leviticus 26:6
"'I will grant peace in the land, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove wild beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country."

Well, if God the Peacemaker isn't full of shit I wouldn't know who would be. For how many centuries upon centuries upon centuries has this guy been promising peace to those who follow his error-riddled leadership? Has he ever produced the fruit of his promise? Nope. The only thing this asshole has been successful in producing is excuse after excuse as to why he refuses to fulfill his promise.

Don't forget that God the Peacemaker, a man who has immeasurable power and opportunity at his disposal, always puts limits and conditions on his promises of peace. I will allow you peace IF...I will grant peace IF...You shall have peace IF. And what happens? God the Peaceful purposely makes sure the IFs of his promises NEVER happen.

It is God the Peaceful who is a main member of the group of individuals who are responsible for goading people into fighting wars in the name of peace. That makes about as much sense as eating a block of cheese in order to help constipation.

Jesus of Nazareth:
Acts 10:38
"...How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Spirit and power, and how he went around doing good and healing all who were under the power of the devil, because God was with him."

So, consider all of the wonderful things that Jesus of Nazareth did. He healed people, calmed people, talked to people, tried to help people to understand each other, and truly did what he could to try to remind people of the power and the love that surrounds everyone. Then, instead of allowing Jesus of Nazareth to continue in his amazing life of love and peace the Powers that Be decide to murder him.

The story gets better.

Never mind that Jesus of Nazareth did not preach separation and withholding of peace and joy, but those who killed him tell those who are searching for stability and understanding in their lives that they too can be like Jesus of Nazareth...IF they believe a certain way, act a certain way, want certain things, separate themselves from certain people, harass certain people or groups, threaten certain beliefs or no belief at all, and who hold the absurd ideal that all things of true and lasting value in the universe can only be acquired by the subjugating wiles of religion. Lovely.



God the Healer:
Exodus 15:26
"He said, If you listen carefully to the LORD your God and do what is right in his eyes, if you pay attention to his commands and keep all his decrees, I will not bring on you any of the diseases I brought on the Egyptians, for I am the LORD, who heals you."

Sure, and the same Lord that heals you is the very same one who made you so goddamn sick in the first place. Shiesh. I can imagine how the scenario would play out here, right? Awww. You poor thing, you. Are you feeling ill? I tell you what, I promise to take away the particularly virulent strain of bubonic plague that I just gave you, but ONLY if you promise to do absolutely everything that I tell you to do. A person would have better luck being treated medically through President Obama's healthcare system than through God the Healer.

God the Theologian:
John 3:34, Romans 3:29
"For the one whom God has sent speaks the words of God, for God gives the Spirit without limit."

"Or is God the God of Jews only? Is he not the God of Gentiles too? Yes, of Gentiles too."

These two verses indicate something very interesting about God the Theologian: He knows he can make up all the rules in regards to how the lowly member of humanity views him and believes in him. Could God the Theologian make things a little easier for people to love and believe and treat each other? Of course! But he does not. Why? He does not want to lose the attention that he has worked so hard to get from those who believe in him and fight over him. So, he speaks in riddles and circles, claiming that God is one thing when he is really another. Then he claims that people just don't understand because he (God) is so complex. How can the nature of God be studied and understood when God the Theologian is constantly changing the rules and the meanings and the dogmas?


God the All-Knowing:
Genesis 3:5, II Corinthians 12:3
"For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."

"And I know that this man--whether in the body or apart from the body I do not know, but God knows--"

God the All-Knowing completely and totally over-states his knowledgeable character. For an individual who is supposed to know so very much he sure as shit allows a bunch of bad crap to happen on a continual basis. What is the purpose of knowing if you do absolutely nothing positive with that knowledge, or if you are constantly using that knowledge to separate people instead of bringing them together?

God of Hope:
Romans 15:13
"May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit."

Do you think that the soldiers of the Crusades were overflowing with the joy and peace of the God of Hope? Do you think that the terrorist fuck-heads who blow people up and fly planes into buildings and plant chemical bombs on trains see and feel and spread all of the good things supposedly connected with the God of Hope? Do you think the millions upon millions of Jews, who are supposed to be the chosen people of God, who suffered abominable fates in WWII felt and experienced the amazing wonders of the God of Hope?

God the Philosophical:
Mark 8:33
"But when Jesus turned and looked at his disciples, he rebuked Peter. Get behind me, Satan! he said. You do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns."

God the Philosophical is a curious individual who cannot seem to remember the crumb-trail of lies that he creates. When he comes upon something he cannot explain (usually in relation to some utterly horrible treatment of a member or members of humanity) he chocks up the confusion to the limited mental capabilities of man as well as the manipulating intentions of Satan purposely preventing man from understanding. The best part is whenever people ask for explanations or clarification God the Philosophical redirects and claims that the reason the questioning individual does not understand whatever is going on is because Satan is purposely blinding them to the truth. Total douche, just like many of his relatives.


God of Mercy:
Philippians 2:27, Luke 1:78
"Indeed he was ill, and almost died. But God had mercy on him, and not on him only but also on me, to spare me sorrow upon sorrow."

"...because of the tender mercy of our God, by which the rising sun will come to us from heaven..."

Spared sorrow upon sorrow? Hah! That is a great laugh being as though all that the God of Mercy is known for and responsible for is precisely sorrow upon sorrow. Such a fine fellow, this God of Mercy. In fact, he is such an upstanding divine being I think we should take a moment to consider some of his finer examples of mercy...

...Let's see...we have the Spanish Inquisition, the Great Potato Famine in Ireland, WWI, WWII, Vietnam Conflict, the Crusades, feudalism, communism, taxes, 9/11, slaughter of the natives of the Americas, forty years of wandering in the desert for God's chosen people, Pompeii, Katrina, Krakatoa, persecution of gays and lesbians, child slavery, serial killers, Jon Benet Ramsey, Casey Anthony, Susan Smith (the psycho bitch in one of the Carolinas who murdered her two baby boys and blamed it on some make-believe black man who supposedly car-jacked her)...this list literally goes on forever.

God the Artist:
Ezekiel 31:8
"The cedars in the garden of God could not rival it, nor could the junipers equal its boughs, nor could the plane trees compare with its branches-- no tree in the garden of God could match its beauty."

Personally, I think God the Artist is one of the more wonderful divine beings to be around. His name should be God the Beautiful being as though some of the things he is responsible for creating are so damn gorgeous. The Grand Canyon, outer space, the Barrier Reef, Hawaii, Yellowstone, Yosemite, the Amazon, Alaska, and the Caribbean name just a few. God the Artist lives only to create and never to destroy.


Hades:
Matthew 16:18, Revelation 1:18
"And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it..."

"I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and Hades."

See, when it says that the gates of Hades will not overcome it that did not mean that Hades would be making any kind of power play and attack, hell no. It is referring to an easement due to issues with the property lines between Hades and his next door neighbor. As far as the keys to Hades goes, he gave them to his brother so that his brother could take care of Hades' house while he was on vacation in Africa (Hades goes to Africa a lot).


God the Sustainer:
Hebrews 1:3, Psalm 68:9
"The Son is the radiance of God's glory and the exact representation of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word. After he had provided purification for sins, he sat down at the right hand of the Majesty in heaven."

"O God, you cause abundant showers to fall on your chosen people. When they are tired, you sustain them..."

What a load of shit. God the Sustainer could give two shits and a rats ass of what happens to anyone other than himself and his vicious appetite for attention and violence. What he sustains is war and havoc, and he does it with his mighty sword that he convinces hapless believers to wield about in the name of purity and justice. And as far as abundance goes, the only thing God the Sustainer showers on people is wave after wave of sorrow and delusion.


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God the Father:
II Corinthians 1:3
"All praise to God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. God is our merciful Father and the source of all comfort."

God the Father has nothing to do with mercy. Read through the Bible and you will notice that the supposed mercy of comfort is only given when people are being traumatized by the very God they worship. The problem here is that the people are kept in a continual state of terror and traumatizing through the actions of God. God the Father "offers" comfort and people are so grateful to him that they just do not see that the very reason they are suffering in the first place is the very being they are worshiping. 

There are fathers who have big time issues with releasing control of their children as the children grow older. So, what the father does is create circumstances where the child must absolutely rely on the father. Then the father looks like a swell guy, like a real hero. In truth he is nothing more than a real mother fucker.

Satan:
Job 2:2, Mark 3:23, Matthew 12:26
"And the LORD said to Satan, Where have you come from? Satan answered the LORD, From roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it."

"So Jesus called them over to him and began to speak to them in parables: How can Satan drive out Satan?"

"If Satan drives out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then can his kingdom stand?"

Satan totally and completely gets a bad rap in the Bible. He is consistently misquoted and regularly blamed for all of the bad shit that happens to God's chosen people. The reason why Satan roams back and forth is he is trying desperately to stay away from those divine siblings of his who seem to take great joy in tormenting Satan at any and every cost.

Also, the full story behind the question of how can Satan drive out Satan is this: 
Satan was seriously pissed when he saw what God Almighty had done to mankind during the great flood and took it upon himself to challenge the God of Love how such a God could consider himself so loving if he was consistently behaving in such a heinous manner. God had nowhere to go in response to the question except to tell the truth (something he definitely did not want to do), and so he decided to try to turn the situation around on Satan.

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God the Fearless:
Job 24:23
"He gives them a sense of security, so they can rely on it, but His eyes watch over their ways."

This sounds like God the Fearless has the backs of those who worship him, but such is simply not the case. What God the Fearless really means here is that people who wish to commit crimes against their fellow men in the name of the divine truth of the universe have his backing. But, they had better follow through with their dastardly deeds lest whatever they have planned for their enemies end up happening to them.

God the Just:
II Thessalonians 1:6, Daniel 9:14
"God is just: He will pay back trouble to those who trouble you..."

"The LORD did not hesitate to bring the disaster on us, for the LORD our God is righteous in everything he does; yet we have not obeyed him."

This is one of the most favored verses to quote in defense of those who commit atrocity after atrocity in the name of eternal salvation and all that is holy. Do you love God the Just? Why yes. Don't you want to obey him? Why of course! Then you had better make sure you obey his every whim so that he does not visit you with a helping of the stew of disaster he has prepared for those who refuse to bend to his twisted will and uber-inflated ego.

Thus-Sayeth the Lord God of Hosts:
Jeremiah 5:14
"Therefore, thus says the LORD, the God of hosts, "Because you have spoken this word, Behold, I am making My words in your mouth fire And this people wood, and it will consume them."

Never mind the fact that this verse provides ample evidence as to Thus-Sayeth being a serial fire bug, but it gives some of the more inexperienced religious seekers in the universe the incorrect impression that if they follow Thus-Sayeth and obey his instruction they will be rewarded with immense power to obliterate their enemies who stand contrary to their own position.

Now, we move onto the lineage of the great-grandchildren of the grandchildren of God the Everlasting.

Interestingly enough, only two of the great-grandchildren of the grandchildren of God the Everlasting continued in their lineage: The Devil and the God of Moses. Of these two the Devil by far has more descendants. 

We begin with those descendants of the Devil:

God the Constantly Wrong:
Job 28:23
"God alone understands the way to wisdom; he knows where it can be found."

This is ALL wrong. God the Constantly Wrong has never once been correct in any of his assertions or promises or predictions. He is like the guy that goes to law school and does not complete it, yet feels that he has the knowledge that empowers him to render legal aid and opinion. God the Constantly Wrong certainly has access to all of the wisdom he could possibly want. The problem is he does nothing good with it and more often than not completely misinterprets the true meanings of those verses he utilizes in an effort to explain and excuse his behavior and treatment of others.

Has God the Constantly Wrong ever contributed to other dispute(s) within religion? As a matter of fact, yes. God the Constantly Wrong is behind each and every religious prediction, particularly when it comes to the Rapture and the Second Coming. For your own full-color poster of failed predictions in regards to the Rapture and the Second Coming go to:


God the Destructive:
Deuteronomy 19:1, Psalm 18:47
"When the LORD your God has destroyed the nations whose land he is giving you, and when you have driven them out and settled in their towns and houses..."

"The one true God completely vindicates me; he makes nations submit to me."

God the Destructive travels great lengths to be sure to provide his more violent followers with encouragement and permissive statements that validate behaviors intended to obliterate cultures and practices contrary to the followers of such a pathetic divine being. He even goes so far as to make promises that are so grand (usually in reference to power and glory and authority) that people rise up against each other under the mistaken and delusional idea that any nation who does not believe in the same manner ought to be destroyed, subdued, and taken hostage. Oh, and God the Destructive truly goes the distance in making sure that his automaton followers truly believe they are one hundred percent correct and vindicated in their murderous and inhumane actions.

God the Disillusioned:
II Corinthians 13:4, I Peter 1:5
"For to be sure, he was crucified in weakness, yet he lives by God's power. Likewise, we are weak in him, yet by God's power we will live with him in our dealing with you."

"...Who through faith are shielded by God's power until the coming of the salvation that is ready to be revealed in the last time."

God the Disillusioned is in desperate need of lithium, Zoloft, and possibly some Valium to put him on his ass for a while so everyone else can figure out what the hell to do with him. He consistently confuses suffering with glory and pain and weakness with necessary requirements in order to get to heaven. He tries to sound educated and very philosophical, but like many parolees who read mounds of philosophical books while serving their prison sentence think they are then cataclysmic-ally smarter than everyone else, he completely misses the mark.

God the Hoarder of Knowledge:
II Peter 1:2, Romans 1:28
"Grace and peace be yours in abundance through the knowledge of God and of Jesus our Lord."

"Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done."

God the Hoarder of Knowledge loves to stir the pot of humanity by leading people to think that truly valuable knowledge can ONLY be acquired by following a particular interpretation of God and spirituality. In addition to that he steers the thinking of those deluded by his assertions and promises down a very dark path that sews mighty seeds of discord based on the incredibly stupid notion that there are limitations on love and compassion. All those individuals who choose to think or believe or live differently are labeled as depraved and marked for condemnation.

God the Ignorant Choosing:
II Samuel 3:1
"The war between the house of Saul and the house of David lasted a long time. David grew stronger and stronger, while the house of Saul grew weaker and weaker."

God the Ignorant Choosing does not make a whole lot of good decisions. Such is evidenced when he picks Saul for the first king of Israel. He really should have given the issue a considerable more amount of thought as the deal with Saul really did not end that well at all. God the Ignorant Choosing is like the sexy blonde college student who, in a B-rated horror flick, chooses to go up to the attic or down to the basement in the dark, by herself, without any weapon whatsoever. Total ditz. 

God the Manic:
Genesis 9:11, Matthew 24:39
"I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth."

"...and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man."

The problem here is that with an individual who is manic you never really know what it is you are going to get, right? One moment they are ready to love you and forgive you...then the next day you are fighting for your life because they want to kill you because you forgot to dump the trash or you put a spoon in the wrong drawer.

God the Taker:
Job 27:8, Ecclesiastes 5:4
"For what hope have the godless when they are cut off, when God takes away their life?"

"When you make a promise to God, don't delay in following through, for God takes no pleasure in fools. Keep all the promises you make to him."

God the Taker is an abusive thug who purposely seeks out the weaknesses of those who follow him so that he may use such things against people in order that they fear him and he better control them. Watch what you do. Why? If you do not obey God the Taker will strip you of everything that you love, enjoy, live for, and desire. Punk. Complete and total punk.

Now, the descendants of the God of Moses:

God the Thousand Points of Light:
I John 1:5, II Corinthians 4:4
"This is the message we have heard from him and declare to you: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all."

"The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel that displays the glory of Christ, who is the image of God."

How many times have we heard that God is light? There have to be a thousand verses in the Bible that tout that God is light. But, the dark reality is revealed once you take a look at history and the many, many instances and verifiable reports as to the dark evil that is brought upon humanity under the guise of some nut-job or other acting under the instruction of God and the desire to bring light into the world.
In a different post that is to be forth coming, we will discuss in more detail the lineage of the grandsons of the grandsons of God the Everlasting that were left out of this post. 







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